Space jokes

What did the comet say at the end of the show?

Gotta bounce — I'm on a tight orbit!

Why couldn't the astronaut book a room on the moon?

It was full!

What do you call a crazy space traveler?

An astro-nut!

Why did the astronaut break up with the moon?

It was just going through a phase!

What do you call a spaceship that sings?

Apollo-gy accepted — it was a-cappella!

Why did the sun skip college?

It already had a million degrees!

What did Earth say to the other planets at the comedy show?

You guys have no atmosphere!

Why did the star enroll in school?

To get a little brighter!