Music jokes

Why do classical musicians never get speeding tickets?

They always follow the tempo limit.

Why did the electric guitar break up with the acoustic?

There was no spark between them anymore.

What do you call a musical cat that lives in the desert?

A sand-pianist.

Why did the banjo player sit in the corner?

He was told to pick it up.

Why did the harmonica player make a great detective?

He was always blowing the case wide open.

What do you call a musician who loves autumn?

Someone who appreciates a good fall-setto.

Why did the xylophone player quit the band?

He felt like everyone was just playing him.