Music jokes

Why was the harpsichord feeling old-fashioned?

It couldn't handle the key changes.

Why did the songwriter go to the chiropractor?

She had a slipped disc.

What did the trumpet say on its birthday?

It's time to blow out the candles!

Why was the accordion player invited to every party?

He could really squeeze into any situation.

Why did the musician refuse to play at the seafood restaurant?

He was afraid of the bass drop.

Why was the viola player always in the middle of everything?

Because violas always play the middle parts.

What do you call a cow that plays the drums?

A moo-sician.