Halloween jokes

What position does a mummy play in football?

The wrapper!

Why do witches fly on broomsticks?

Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy!

What do you call a skeleton who won the lottery?

A lucky stiff!

Why did the zombie go to the counselor?

He needed to get something off his chest — literally!

What do you call a ghost comedian?

Dead funny!

Why did the ghost join the cheerleading squad?

To show off his school spirit!

What do you call a monster who poisons your cereal?

A cereal killer!

Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?

To improve his bite!