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Christmas jokes

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What do you call a slow skier at Christmas?

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A slope-poke!

Why did the Advent calendar feel nervous?

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Its days were numbered!

What did Mrs. Claus say during the thunderstorm?

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Come look at the rain, dear!

Why couldn't the Christmas tree stand up?

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It didn't have a leg to stand on!

What do you sing at a snowman's birthday party?

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Freeze a jolly good fellow!

Why is Santa so good at karate?

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Because he has a black belt!

What do snowmen call their offspring?

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Chill-dren!

Why did the gingerbread man put on a coat?

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He was feeling a little cookie!

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What do you call Santa when he's broke and walking backward?

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Strapped for Claus!

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Why does Santa always enter through the chimney?

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Because it soots him!