Christmas jokes

What do you call a penguin in the Arctic at Christmas?

Lost!

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Because he wanted to sleep like a log!

What do you call a reindeer with bad manners?

Rude-olph!

Why was the snowman rummaging through the bag of carrots?

He was picking his nose!

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus!

Why did the Christmas cookie go to the hospital?

Because it was feeling crummy!

What kind of photos do elves take?

Elfies!

What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws!