Christmas jokes

Why is it so cold at Christmas?

Because it's in Decembrrrr!

What's the best thing to put into a Christmas cake?

Your teeth!

Why did the Christmas lights go to the therapist?

They were feeling a bit strung out!

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claus-trophobia!

Why was the turkey at the Christmas party?

Because it was already dressed!

What's Santa's favorite type of music?

Wrap music!

What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?

This one will sleigh you!

Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He was feeling crummy!