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Christmas jokes

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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

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Frosted Flakes!

Why did the ornament go to the hospital?

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It had tinsel-itis!

What do you call a broke Santa?

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Saint Nickel-less!

What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

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A Holly Davidson!

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

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You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit!

What do gingerbread men use to make their beds?

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Cookie sheets!

Why does Scrooge love reindeer?

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Because every single buck is dear to him!

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

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Silent Night!

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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

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Claustrophobic!

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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

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It needed to be trimmed!