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Christmas Dad Jokes — Page 5 | GroanDeck | GroanDeck

Christmas jokes

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What do you call Santa when he stops moving?

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Santa Pause!

Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?

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He was picking his nose!

What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?

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Rude-olph!

Why does Santa go down chimneys?

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Because it soots him!

What do elves learn in school?

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The elf-abet!

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?

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An abdominal snowman.

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How does a penguin build its house?

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Igloos it together.

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What do you call an old snowman?

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Water.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

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A little shaken.

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"Dad, do you think it's going to snow this winter?

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" "I dont know, its all up in the air"

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