Travel jokes

What did the taxi say to the passenger who kept changing directions?

You're driving me crazy — and I'm the one with the meter.

Why don't mountains ever catch flights?

They prefer to peak on their own time.

What did the travel agent say to the volcano?

I lava good destination.

Why did the tourist sit on the clock tower in London?

He wanted to be on Big Time.

What do you call a pilot who bakes on the side?

Someone who's great at making turnovers at high altitude.

Why was the luggage always exhausted after a flight?

It was really carried away.

What did the tourist say when they saw the Grand Canyon?

Well, that's gorge-ous.