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Why did the station wagon start a band?

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It had great trunk space for all the gear!

What do you call a car in a hot tub?

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A car-pool!

Why did the convertible go to the therapist?

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It had too many top-down issues!

What do you call a car that loves to read?

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An auto-biography!

Why did the old car get a trophy?

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For outstanding performance under the hood!

Why did the driving instructor feel dizzy?

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Too many turns in the conversation!

What kind of car does a sheep drive?

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A Lam-borghini!

Why did the SUV go to the gym?

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It wanted better flex-fuel!

Why did the car sit in the shade?

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It didn't want its paint to peel out!

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What do you call a car with a cold?

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A Volks-WAAAH-gen!