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Cars Dad Jokes — Page 2 | GroanDeck | GroanDeck

Cars jokes

63 jokes · page 2 of 7

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Why do cars hate summer?

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They're tired of getting exhausted!

What do you call a car that sneezes?

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An Achoo-ra!

Why did the car fail its music exam?

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It kept blowing its horn!

What do you call a car that plays hide and seek?

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A Dodge!

Why did the car break up with the garage?

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It felt too boxed in!

Why did the minivan feel proud?

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Because it finally found its parking purpose!

What kind of car does an egg drive?

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A Yolks-wagen!

Why did the car refuse dessert?

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It was already full — of gas!

What do you call a magic car?

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A Lambor-genie!

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Why do race cars never get lonely?

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Because they always have a lap to sit on!