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What do you call a nervous car?

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A Dodge!

Why did the sedan feel left out?

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Because all the cool cars were pickup trucks and they never picked it up!

What do you call a car that loves salad?

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A Volkswagen Beet-le!

Why was the car embarrassed?

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Because it got caught with its hood up!

What do you call a car that tells fibs?

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A Lie-cense plate!

Why did the car see a therapist?

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It had a breakdown!

What's a car's favorite meal?

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Brake-fast!

Why did the GPS break up with the driver?

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They kept going in different directions!

What do you call a dinosaur driving a car?

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Tyrannosaurus Rex-less driver!

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Why do electric cars make terrible comedians?

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Their delivery has no gas!