Cars jokes

What did the tire say to the other tire at retirement?

I'm tired of this job!

Why did the car go to school?

To improve its drive!

What do you call a car in a swimming pool?

A carpool!

Why did the mechanic break up with the car?

There was too much exhaust-ion in the relationship!

What do you call a car that's been to the gym?

A muscle car!

Why don't cars ever win at poker?

Because they always show their turn signals!

What kind of car does a Jedi drive?

A Toy-Yoda!

Why did the traffic light turn red?

Because it had to change in front of everyone!