Gardening jokes

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato!

Why are herbs so well-behaved?

They always have good thyme!

What kind of socks do gardeners wear?

Garden hose!

Why did the gardener quit his job?

His celery wasn't high enough!

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

A current bush!

What's a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer!

What do you call a garden that sings?

Elvis Parsley!

Why was the gardener so embarrassed?

He wet his plants!

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled!