Science jokes

Why was the science textbook always stressed?

It had too many problems — and half of them had no solution.

What did the helium atom do when it walked into a bar?

The bartender said, "We don't serve noble gases here." Helium didn't react.

Why did the magnetic field go to couples therapy?

It couldn't stop being attracted to the wrong poles.

What did the planet say when it got kicked out of the solar system?

"I'm so Pluto right now — totally dwarf-ed by the competition."

Why was the recessive gene so humble?

It never got to express itself.

What did the seismograph say on a boring day?

"Nothing's shaking — this job has its ups and downs."

Why did the Bunsen burner win the talent show?

It gave the hottest performance — the crowd was absolutely lit.