Science jokes

Why did the electron start a podcast?

It had a lot of energy and wanted to share its current thoughts.

What did the telescope say to the microscope?

"You really need to look at the bigger picture."

Why did the acid fail as a stand-up comedian?

Every time it tried to be neutral, it lost its edge — it only worked with a strong base.

What did the Kelvin scale say to Celsius at the party?

"You may be popular, but I've got absolute zero chill."

Why did the white blood cell file a restraining order?

The virus just wouldn't stop invading its personal space.

What did the biologist say when asked why they kept twins in the lab?

"One's the control group."

Why did the photon check zero bags at the airport?

Because it was traveling light.