Science jokes

Why did the noble gas refuse the blind date?

It said, "I already have a full outer shell — I don't need to bond with anyone."

What did the black hole say to the star that got too close?

"I find you very attractive — you could say I'm drawn to you."

Why was the tectonic plate such a terrible roommate?

It was always causing friction and shifting the boundaries.

What did the mitochondria put on its dating profile?

"I'm the powerhouse of this relationship."

Why did the neutron never get charged at the bar?

Because it always had no charge.

Why did the lab coat go to the cleaners?

It had too many culture stains.

What did the scientist say when their hypothesis was wrong?

Well, that was an over-reaction.