Science jokes

What did the lab notebook say to the scientist?

You can always count on me — I've got your data.

Why did the scientist name their dog Kelvin?

Because it's an absolute unit.

What did the Bunsen burner say to the beaker?

You crack me up — but you're the one who's always boiling over.

Why did the glacier move so slowly?

It had too much ice-olation to deal with.

What did the excited electron shout?

I'm so pumped — I just jumped to a higher level!

Why couldn't the atom trust the quark?

Because quarks come in strange flavors.

Why did the cell go to therapy?

It had trouble with its nucleus — too many unresolved issues at its core.

What did the mass spectrometer say to the molecule?

I'll break you down and figure out what you're made of.