Medical jokes

What do you call a podiatrist who loves music?

A sole artist.

Why did the radiologist break up with the ultrasound tech?

There was no chemistry — only soundwaves.

What did the surgeon say before removing the patient's funny bone?

This might not be very humerus.

Why was the dermatologist such a great comedian?

She always delivered her lines with perfect de-livery… I mean, de-rash-ional timing.

What did the blood cell say when it got lost?

I think I took the wrong artery — now I'm all veined up.

Why did the pharmacist become a DJ?

He was already great at dropping tablets.

What did the stethoscope say on Valentine's Day?

I only have ears for you.