Medical jokes

Why did the doctor study their ABCs?

Because they wanted to work in the ER — starting with the basics!

What did the patient say after getting a brain transplant?

I changed my mind!

Why did the cell phone go to the doctor?

Because it lost its reception!

What do you call a doctor who's always on the move?

A running nose specialist!

Why do surgeons always get invited to parties?

Because they know how to cut a rug!

What do you call a bear with no teeth at the dentist?

A gummy bear!

Why did the MRI machine start a podcast?

Because it was great at getting inside people's heads!

What did one tonsil say to the other tonsil?

Get dressed up — the doctor is taking us out tonight!