Medical jokes

Why did the nurse bring a ladder to work?

Because they heard the patients were on a higher floor of recovery!

What type of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip pop!

Why did the skeleton go to the doctor alone?

Because it had no body to go with!

What do you call a physician who specializes in Adam's rib?

A rib-ologist — they really know their spare parts!

Why did the germ cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide!

What did the doctor say to the rocket ship?

Time to get your booster!

What do you call a fake noodle in the hospital?

An im-pasta with a medical condition!

Why are doctors always calm?

Because they have a lot of patients!