Puns jokes

What do you call a donkey with a PhD?

A smart ass.

Why did the boat have such low self-esteem?

Everyone kept telling it to get a hull of itself.

What do you call a vegetable that's also a plumber?

A leek fixer.

Why did the window go to the counselor?

It had too many panes.

What do you call a skeleton who rings the doorbell?

A dead ringer.

Why did the magnet refuse to share?

It was too attached to everything.

What do you call a spider who's a great typist?

A web developer.

Why did the shovel win the Nobel Prize?

It was a groundbreaking invention.