Puns jokes

What do you call a cow that plays the violin?

A moo-sician.

Why did the painting go to prison?

It was framed.

What do you call a fish that does surgery?

A sturgeon.

Why did the math book go on a diet?

It had too many pi.

What do you call a pig that paints?

Pig-asso.

Why did the belt apply for college?

It wanted to buckle down.

What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?

A fire-quacker.

Why did the volcano break up with the earthquake?

The relationship was too rocky and things kept erupting.