Books jokes

Why did the comma break up with the apostrophe?

It felt too possessive!

What do you call a book about adhesives?

Something you just can't put down!

Why did the reader bring binoculars to the library?

They wanted to check out the long-range bestsellers!

What do you call a novel that keeps running away?

A paperchase!

Why did the book go to the chiropractor?

Because its spine was out of alignment!

What do you call a nervous chapter?

A cliffhanger — it's always on edge!

Why did the library book get arrested?

It was caught in a cover-up!

What do you call a story about a broken pencil?

Pointless!