Books jokes

Why couldn't the book get a loan?

Because it was already overdue!

What's a book's favorite kind of music?

Paperback beats!

Why did the reader bring a ladder to the library?

To reach the higher reading level!

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for years?

A binding agreement!

Why did the e-reader feel lonely?

Because it lost all its contacts — just had Kindle!

What kind of books do mountains read?

Cliff-hangers!

Why did the novel go to therapy?

It had too many unresolved plot issues!

What did the bookmark say to the page?

I'll always hold your place!