Books jokes

Why did the dictionary break up with the thesaurus?

It found out the thesaurus was seeing other words!

What's a librarian's favorite type of bait?

Bookworms!

Why don't books ever win at poker?

Because they always fold!

What do you call a book that's always cold?

A chiller thriller!

Why did the book go to the hospital?

Because it had a broken spine!

Why did the picture go to jail?

Because it was framed.

What is red and smells like blue paint?

Red paint!

Why is the new Kindle screen textured to look like paper?

So you feel write at home.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads “Small medium at large.”