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What do you call a witch's garage?

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A broom closet!

Why don't ghosts like rain?

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It dampens their spirits!

How do vampires start their letters?

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Tomb it may concern!

What's a monster's favorite play?

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Romeo and Ghouliet!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

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He didn't have the stomach for it!

What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets bad?

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Spooktacles!

Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?

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Because demons are a ghoul's best friend!

What do you call a fat pumpkin?

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A plumpkin!

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

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Because he had no body to go with!

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What's a ghost's favorite ride at the amusement park?

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The roller-ghoster!