Sports jokes

Why was the soccer field always wet?

Because the players kept dribbling on it.

Why did the tennis player bring a fan to the match?

Because she wanted more love in the stands.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick.

Why are baseball games at night?

Because bats sleep during the day.

Why did the football go to the bank?

Because it wanted to get its quarter back.

Why did the weightlifter always do well in school?

He could handle any heavy subject.

What do you call a fish that plays basketball?

A slam dunk-er fish.

Why did the skier bring a notebook to the mountain?

To go over the runs.