History jokes

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Why was the archaeology exam so easy?

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Because all the answers were in ruins!

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

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The same middle name!

Why did the Egyptian pharaoh go to the dentist?

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Because Egypt had de-Nile about its cavities!

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?

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Plymouth Rock!

Why did the medieval knight always carry a pencil?

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In case they needed to draw their sword!

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

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It reads “Small medium at large.”

When I left school, I passed every one of my exams with the exception of Greek Mythology.

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It always was my achilles elbow

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

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So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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Why did Sweden start painting barcodes on the sides of their battleships?

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So they could Scandinavian.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

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She was a roman catholic.