Math jokes

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A pork chop!

Did you hear the one about the giant pickle?

He was kind of a big dill.

Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?

Because it's bound to squeal.

Why do valley girls hang out in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple?

A porky pine

I went to the store to pick up eight cans of sprite...

when I got home I realized I'd only picked seven up

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What did the calculator say to the student?

You can count on me.

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.