Animals jokes

What do you call a bear caught in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

Why don't leopards play hide and seek?

Because they're always spotted.

What do you call a dog that's been out in the cold?

A pupsicle.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

She wanted to be a first-aid kit.

What do you call an ant that skips school?

A truant.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels.

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost.

Why did the duck get a red card?

For fowl play.

Why did the spider go to school?

To improve his web design.