Animals jokes

Why did the cat sit on the computer?

To keep an eye on the mouse.

What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

Why did the crab never share?

He was a little shellfish.

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

An investigator.

What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?

Bison.

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No idea.

Why don't oysters share?

Because they're shellfish.