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197 jokes · page 12 of 20

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How does a penguin build its house?

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Igloos it together.

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo?

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A pouch potato.

What do you call a fish without eyes?

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A fsh.

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What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

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A dino-snore.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

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Because if they had four, they'd be chicken sedans.

What do you call a dog that does magic?

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A Labracadabrador.

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What do birds give out on Halloween?

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Tweets.

Why do cows wear bells?

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Because their horns don't work.

Why do cows not have toes?

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They lactose!

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

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It gets toad.

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