Food jokes

Why did the tomato turn red?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

What does a nosy pepper do?

Gets jalapeño business.

Why do melons have weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why don't oysters share?

Because they're shellfish.

What did the grape say when it was stepped on?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

They were cooked in Greece.

Why are oranges the smartest fruit?

Because they are made to concentrate.

What is worse then finding a worm in your Apple?

Finding half a worm in your Apple.

Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

To go with the traffic jam.