Food jokes

Why do mushrooms get invited to every party?

Because they're such fungi.

What did the sushi say to the bee?

"Wasabi!"

Why did the chef get arrested?

He was caught beating eggs and whipping cream.

What did the pasta say when it got stepped on?

"Oh no, I'm im-pasta-ble to fix now!"

Why did the sourdough break up with the white bread?

It said the relationship had gone stale.

What do you call a train carrying bubblegum?

A chew-chew train.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

A can't opener.

What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crummy.