Animals jokes

Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales.

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Why did the teddy bear say “no” to dessert?

Because she was stuffed.

Why are snake races so exciting?

They're always neck and neck.

Why should you never trust a pig with a secret?

Because it's bound to squeal.

What do you call a group of disorganized cats?

A cat-tastrophe.

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant.

What do you call a snake who builds houses?

A boa constructor!

What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

What do you get if you put a duck in a cement mixer?

Quacks in the pavement.