Animals jokes

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh.

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

What do you call a pig with three eyes?

Piiig

what happens when you cross a sheep with a kangaroo ?

A woolly jumper!

Where do owls go to buy their baby clothes?

The owlet malls.

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

The BP station.

Where do rabbits go after they get married?

On a bunny-moon.

Where do cats write notes?

Scratch Paper!

Where do sheep go to get their hair cut?

The baa-baa shop.

Where does batman go to the bathroom?

The batroom.