Animals jokes

Where do you take someone who’s been injured in a peek-a-boo accident?

To the I.C.U.

Where’s the bin?

Dad: I haven’t been anywhere!

When will the little snake arrive?

I don't know but he won't be long...

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Damn!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a pineapple?

A porky pine

What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?

A bah-humbug.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup.

Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

Why does Norway have barcodes on their battleships?

So when they get back to port, they can Scandinavian.