Food jokes

How do robots eat guacamole?

With computer chips.

Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

There’s no menu: You get what you deserve.

What does an angry pepper do?

It gets jalapeño face.

What do you get hanging from Apple trees?

Sore arms.

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato whilst on a family walk?

Ketchup.

Why does a Moon-rock taste better than an Earth-rock?

Because it's a little meteor.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They'd crack each other up!