Food jokes

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market.

Where do young cows eat lunch?

In the calf-ateria.

Did you hear about the cheese who saved the world?

It was Legend-dairy!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What did one wall say to the other wall?

I'll meet you at the corner!

Q: What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

A: Pasta la vista, baby!

How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them!

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

How do hens stay fit?

They always egg-cercise!