Food jokes

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

Where do you learn to make banana splits?

At sundae school.

Where does Fonzie like to go for lunch?

Chick-Fil-Eyyyyyyyy.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup.

Anyone can roast beef, but nobody can pee soup.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.