Puns jokes

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie on it.

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

Why does Superman get invited to dinners?

Because he is a Supperhero.

How come a man driving a train got struck by lightning?

He was a good conductor.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.

Is the pool safe for diving?

It deep ends.

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

Why do trees seem suspicious on sunny days?

Dunno, they're just a bit shady.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha.