Puns jokes

What's black and white and read all over?

The newspaper.

What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?

Put it on my bill

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Thanks for all the sediment.

Do I enjoy making courthouse puns?

Guilty

What do you call a fat psychic?

A four-chin teller.

What do you call a criminal going down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a boy who stopped digging holes?

Douglas.

I gave my friend 10 puns hoping that one of them would make him laugh.

Sadly, no pun in ten did.

Why does Han Solo like gum?

It's chewy!

What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian.