Animals jokes

Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?

Because he conditioned it.

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse!

Why do ducks make great detectives?

They always quack the case.

Why did the feline fail the lie detector test?

Because he be lion.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?

Hare spray.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

What do you call two barracuda fish?

A Pairacuda!

What do you call a female snake.

Misssssssss.