Animals jokes

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

I accidentally took my cats meds last night.

Don’t ask meow.

Where do fish keep their money?

In the riverbank.

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?

A dino-snore!

How does a penguin build its house?

Igloos it together!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

A fsh!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!