Clothing jokes

Why was the laundry always so dramatic?

Because it kept airing its dirty laundry.

What do you call a sweater that tells the future?

A pullover prophet — it always calls for warm fronts.

Why did the vest go to the guidance counselor?

It had no arms and didn't know which direction to go.

What did the needle say to the thread during the argument?

You're really pushing me through the eye!

Why did the pair of jeans break up with the skirt?

They felt the relationship was coming apart at the seams.

What do you call a coat that's always causing drama?

A trench coat — it's always stirring things up!

Why did the fashion show never end?

It kept going down the runway!