Clothing jokes

Why was the sweater such a great storyteller?

It always had everyone in stitches!

What did the tie say to the hat?

You go on ahead — I'll just hang around!

Why did the scarf never get invited anywhere?

It was always wrapped up in itself!

What's a tailor's favorite type of math?

Geometry — they love working with patterns!

Why did the jeans feel so blue?

They were dyed that way!

What do you call a fashionable crab?

A snappy dresser!

Why did the sock go to the doctor?

It had a hole in its sole!

What kind of clothes do lawyers wear?

Lawsuits!

Why did the zipper break up with the button?

Things between them kept getting stuck!