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Why did the shirt go to school?

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To get buttoned up on its studies!

What do you call pants that play music?

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Bell-bottoms!

Why did the scarecrow become a fashion designer?

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He was outstanding in his field — and had great threads!

What do you call a shoe made of a banana?

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A slipper!

Why did the belt get arrested?

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For holding up a pair of pants!

What do you call an alligator in a vest?

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An investigator.

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What do you call a belt made of watches?

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A waist of time.

Why did the m&m go to school?

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Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?

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Sofishticated.

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What did the 0 say to the 8?

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Nice belt.