Clothing jokes

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?

Sneakers!

What was the pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Squash.

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

A tuba toothpaste.

What has three letters and starts with gas?

A Car.

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What did the hat say to the scarf?

You can hang around. I'll just go on ahead.

Dad, can you put my shoes on?

I don't think they'll fit me.

Why do bears have hairy coats?

Fur protection.

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.